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February 2026

Thu 12 Feb

Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne Theatre & Opera House

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On sale Thu 2nd Oct 9AM
Sat 14 Feb

Glasgow, Old Fruitmarket

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On sale Thu 2nd Oct 9AM
Sun 15 Feb

Belfast, The Limelight

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On sale Thu 2nd Oct 9AM
Wed 18 Feb

O2 Academy Leeds

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On sale Thu 2nd Oct 9AM
Thu 19 Feb

Manchester Academy

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On sale Thu 2nd Oct 9AM
Sat 21 Feb

Birmingham Town Hall

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On sale Thu 2nd Oct 9AM
Sun 22 Feb

The Glee Club Cardiff

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On sale Thu 2nd Oct 9AM
Tue 24 Feb

St George's Bristol

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On sale Thu 2nd Oct 9AM

March 2026

Tue 10 Mar

London Palladium

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On sale Thu 2nd Oct 9AM