The Dracula Show

All ye who have business in this terrible place heed and draw near for fate has decreed you experience a truly "Fangtastic" piece of theatre that fully guarantees to, "Slay them in the aisles". The Dracula Show combines vibrant song and dance, with incisive humour and biting satire in two hours of mayhem that's sure to end with someone, "Getting it in the neck"!! Inspired by the memoirs of a dental floss salesman from Whitby, this Transcendental Transylvanian Triumph resurrects the Dracula Legend in a somewhat "Revivified" context. It's now the present day at Castle Dracula and times are hard! Dracula has been forced to open the Castle up to tourists and put on a cabaret show to make ends meet. Then comes the final straw, a red letter from the Blood Bank saying he's been overdrawn for the last 500 years and if he can't come up with the arrears by dawn they're going to send a priest round to repossess the Castle. Shock! Horror! Probe! What will he do? Drac's only chance of saving the Ancient Ancestral Abode is to find Great Uncle Vlad's long lost horde of Peculiarly Pressurised Plasma!! Will they make the "Deadline"? Will Drac get the girl? Who will win the Hypnosis Game?? Does your chewing gum really lose it's flavour on the bed post overnight??? All this and much, much more!*!*!*!*!*! Confused? - You Will Be!