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Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2025 with a show that promises to stick it to ‘The Man’, as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t stick it back to him.
With his trademark hard-hitting ‘take no prisoners’ comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!) he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but don’t respect him. He believes that, after you’ve seen the show, you’ll feel exactly the same way.
His last tour was extended four times and he’s one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice, TV also includes Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice You’re Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.
Hal Cruttenden
Hal Cruttenden is one of the top comedians working in the UK today, as well as being a highly accomplished writer and actor. Over the last year he’s performed on ‘The John Bishop Show’ (BBC1), ‘Live at the Apollo’(BBC1 and 2), ‘The Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala’ on Channel 10 Australia as well as ‘Have I Got News For You’ (BBC1) and frequently being seen on ‘Great British Bake Off – Extra Slice’ (BBC2). 'An absolute joy to watch' (The Scotsman) 'Hugely talented' (The Times). Hal Cruttenden was named in Ents24's top 20 hardest-working comedians of 2015.
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Portsmouth Guildhall
Guildhall Square
Portsmouth
PO1 2AJ
- Website:
- portsmouthguildhall.org.uk
- Disabled Booking:
- 0844 847 2362
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Portsmouth Guildhall
Guildhall Square
Portsmouth
PO1 2AJ
- Website:
- portsmouthguildhall.org.uk
- Disabled Booking:
- 0844 847 2362
See all events at Portsmouth Guildhall
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on Thu 18 September 2025