Jack Off The Beanstalk

Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you’ve ever dared to see! Warning: this is not your childhood fairy tale—unless your bedtime stories came with a parental advisory!

In this fabulously filthy twist, Dame Trott’s farm is in shambles... Desperate to rescue the farm, our hero Jack heads to the cattle market to save the day but is milked by the fiendish Fleshlight into handing over their beloved cow Daisy for a handful of “magic beans”.

Will Flicking their Magic Beans save the day? Will we have to get our chopper out? Will Daisy get milked? Exactly how big is this Beanstalk?