Murder Inc Presents: Play Dead

This month, Murder Inc brings you a tail as old as time: murder at the dog show. Imagine the pomp and circumstance of Crufts. The judges were examining the pure-breeds only for someone to end up pure-dead. Everyone's a suspect. Any one of these curs could have done it. The judge? The handler? The groomer (ewww)? The over-excited husky? It'll be up to you to channel your inner bloodhound and catch the killer.

As always, the story is completely improvised and fuelled by your suggestions. So, bring your best Crufts-inspired character ideas to us and then sit, stay, and roll over with laughter.

It's improv. It's comedy. It's murder. It's Murder Inc.