People: Great Idea Poorly Executed

Humanity. A bold experiment, a grand design, the so-called pinnacle of creation. On paper, flawless. In reality? A bin fire with opposable thumbs. Enter the Pirate King-ex-wrestler, biker, and Glaswegian antihero with a god-sized chip on his shoulder and a broken Pint glass of cynicism sharpened for the occasion.This is not polite comedy. This is a full-scale audit of the human race-our stupidity, our vanities, our desperate need to invent things like TikTok and gender reveal parties.