Tickets available
- From £6.60Includes booking fee
About the show
Award-winning asexual comedian Eliott Simpson has spent the past decade telling jokes about not wanting sex, so what happens when they find themselves in love with someone who does? Come see a surprisingly raunchy exploration of identity, doubts, fluids, flaps and happy endings (shush, not like that). Don’t miss out on the sexiest asexual show to ever grace Glasgow.
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on Saturday 21 March 2026