Accident Avoidance Training for Cutlery Users: Advanced & Improvers
at Vane Tempest Hall, Durham
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With fork-related accidents up by 7% and the teaspoon declared hazardous (size-to-injury wise), there has never been a better time to polish your cutlery safety awareness. Safety expert Ian Crawford serves his classic safety tips alongside all-new sharp material in this cutting-edge show.
“Forking good health and safety-based comedy” TheWeeReview.com ★★★★
“A well-honed performance that is, above all, good, silly fun” TheReviewsHub.com ★★★★
“What a delight this well-realised, obsessive character is!” (British Comedy Guide)
Saturday 26th July
Sunday 27th July
Ian Crawford
Cutlery Safety Expert & International Health & Safety Guru
From surviving fork, butter knife, and spoon-related catastrophes to outwitting an amorous grizzly bear, Ian Crawford has a life-saving tip for every occasion.
Expect razor-sharp, highly polished character comedy at the cutting edge!
See live & stay alive – you'd be forking mad to miss him!
“Funny from start to finish” ★★★★ (The Reviews Hub)
See Ian Crawford tour dates
Ian Crawford
Cutlery Safety Expert & International Health & Safety Guru
From surviving fork, butter knife, and spoon-related catastrophes to outwitting an amorous grizzly bear, Ian Crawford has a life-saving tip for every occasion.
Expect razor-sharp, highly polished character comedy at the cutting edge!
See live & stay alive – you'd be forking mad to miss him!
“Funny from start to finish” ★★★★ (The Reviews Hub)
See Ian Crawford tour dates
Vane Tempest Hall
Gilesgate
Durham
DH1 1QF
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Vane Tempest Hall
Gilesgate
Durham
DH1 1QF
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on Sat 26 July 2025