Accident Avoidance Training for Cutlery Users: Advanced and Improvers

at Headgate Theatre, Colchester
£8.00

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With fork-related accidents up by 7% and the teaspoon declared hazardous (size-to-injury wise), there has never been a better time to polish your cutlery safety awareness. Fear not as expert Ian Crawford is here with all the answers in his deadly serious cutting-edge training workshop presentation, carefully welding classic tips with all-new sharp material. 'Forking good health and safety-based comedy' **** (TheWeeReview.com). 'A well-honed performance that is, above all, good silly fun' **** (TheReviewsHub.com). 'What a delight this well-realised, obsessive character is!' (Comedy.co.uk). Edinburgh Fringe Audience Reviews 2025: "I loved this show, it was so much fun! A Fringe highlight! Something for everyone" "It's gloriously silly stuff, all the better for being delivered so straight. It made me cry with laughter."

Ian Crawford

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Cutlery Safety Expert & International Health & Safety Guru From surviving fork, butter knife, and spoon-related catastrophes to outwitting an amorous grizzly bear, Ian Crawford has a life-saving tip for every occasion. Expect razor-sharp, highly polished character comedy at the cutting edge! See live & stay alive – you'd be forking mad to miss him! “Funny from start to finish” ★★★★ (The Reviews Hub) “Forking good health and safety-based comedy has tears rolling down cheeks” ★★★★ (The Wee Review) “A must-see for anyone with a strong sense of the ridiculous” ★★★★ (SGFringe.com) “Delightfully daft… I giggled all the way through” - ComedyScene

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Headgate Theatre

14 Chapel Street North
Colchester
CO2 7AT

Website:
headgatetheatre.co.uk

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Headgate Theatre

14 Chapel Street North
Colchester
CO2 7AT

Website:
headgatetheatre.co.uk

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on Sat 25 October 2025