The Comedy Cellar

Comedian, writer and actor from the town of Bexleyheath, South East London. 'Toal's ease of interacting with the audience is a true talent' (Hairline) 'Funny and touching. Winning over his audience with charm, genuine depth of feeling, and free tiny yoghurts, Toal painted an impressive, and at times, disturbing picture of a man on the edge... humour from the heart' (Three Weeks) 'Master of storytelling' (http://www.PunchlineUK.wordpress.com) 'You might find yourself taking a paracetemol to kill the pain in your jawline afterwards' (http://www.ShortCom.co.uk) 'We forget the misery and cold of the outside as the Tom Toal comedy glow warms us all' (Kate Copstick) 'Touching addition to the Daniel Kitson-esque heart-on-sleeve comedy sub genre' (List).

Card throwing ninja who has spent the last 4 years working as a professional award winning comedian in New Zealand and Australia. Javier Jarquin moved to the UK in 2010 where he has established himself as a circuit regular and headline act around the country and in mainland Europe. He has performed on the same bill with the likes of Jimmy Carr, Stewart Lee, Jo Brand and Paul Daniels. 'High calibre throughout' (The Morning Star) 'Brilliantly entertaining performance' (The Edinburgh Reporter) 'Kept the audience laughing throughout@ (The Edinburgh Spotlight) 'Seriously talented when it comes to wowing a crowd' (The Stage).